Spatchcock

Get your mind out of the gutter, this is not about having sex while playing badminton. No, this is about what to do when you want to roast a chicken but you can't use your oven. (Why can't you use your oven? Maybe there's something in it already, maybe it's too hot out, maybe you don't even have an oven. Whatever it is, I won't pry and neither should you.)

A trip to the subnaught libraries (They're wonderful, you should visit if you're ever in the area. Sadly, budget cuts have postponed the renovation of the west wing.) reveals that "spatchcock" is both a noun and a verb. The noun refers to a young chicken or other small game bird. The verb, to spatchcock, means to butterfly, usually a chicken. So, why spatchcock a chicken? A spatchcocked chicken (it's a fun word, isn't it?) will lay flat on a grill, where it will cook both quickly and evenly. In other words, juicy breasts.

So let's get on with it, shall we?

  1. Rinse off your bird, check the cavity for surprises, pat dry.
  2. Spatchcocking: Place the bird breast side down. Make two lengthwise cuts, one on either side of the backbone. Remove the backbone and reserve for delicious soup later in the week. Turn the bird over and press down flat. Done. (You can find more complicated spatchcocking procedures elsewhere on the internet, but this seemed to work.)
  3. In a small bowl, mix together salt, pepper, paprika, oregano, and brown sugar. The total amount should come to perhaps 3 tablespoons. Sprinkle about two thirds of this mixture all over the bird. If you have the time, you can let the seasoned bird brood in the fridge for a couple hours, but no worries either way.
  4. Place the bird on the grill. As you can see from the picture, I do this with indirect heat: charcoal on one side, bird on the other. Keep the grill covered during cooking.
  5. After about 30 minutes, add the remainder of the spice mixture and some freshly squeezed lemon juice.
  6. My chicken (a 2.5 pounder) was done after about 45 minutes. Yours may be different.
  7. Eat with your hands!

Posted at 11:16 on Sun, 19 Feb 2012 in category food | Comments (10)

Wed Jul 29 09:00:49 2009
Nadine: You really need to get your landlord to get that mouse out of your oven.

This does look delicious though!
Wed Jul 29 09:05:05 2009
subnaught: Shouldn't you be at work?
Wed Jul 29 10:41:19 2009
Moolay: I'm going to be spatchcocking a chicken straight away just to have an excuse to say the word some more...
Thu Jul 30 20:14:38 2009
subnaught: test
Thu Jul 30 22:59:11 2009
putnam: I think younger chickens are easier to spatchcock (a term I only heard now) - the bones are softer.
Fri Jul 31 10:44:00 2009
subnaught: Hi Putnam, good to see you here! Your theory on spatchcocking spatchcocks sounds believable.

And congratulations on successfully answering my tricky anti-spam question, you're the first one to try it.

Matt: I look forward to seeing your results.
Mon Aug 3 11:46:37 2009
Nathan: I was really HOPING this would be about having sex while playing badminton...
Mon Aug 3 14:00:06 2009
subnaught: Nathan, I have another blog for those sorts of things; I'll send you the secret password.
Fri Aug 7 19:05:06 2009
Rachel: My favorite thing to apply to chicken prepared this way: olive oil with garlic, red, and black peppers.  Combine ~1/3 c olive oil in a small saucepan with about 5 pressed garlic cloves along with their skins, and a tablespoon of ground black pepper and a tablespoon of red pepper.  Bring to a simmer, remove from the heat and then let it stew as long as you feel like.  Slather mixture all over outside of and underneath skin of chicken.  Proceed with spatchcocking.  Definitely don't forget the fresh lemon.
Fri Aug 7 19:23:13 2009
subnaught: That sounds delicious. I seem to remember consuming a bit of spatchcock at your apartment once, long ago...

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